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Adult sms
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Late night SMS: "chutkule" na hote to baat baat me maza na aata..! Par main kehta hu ki "ch~t" aur "kule" na hote to raat raat bhar maza na aata.!!
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Soni sex par dekhiye, 8 baje- maniben ka bhos%a, 8.30- tarak mehta ka ulta law%a, 9- sajan re ga#d mat maro, 9.30- jugani chali maa chu%ane, 10- la pata lu#d..
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Yaar tu wo hi ladka hai na jisne matric ke english ke paper me question dekha..
“fill in the blanks" aur fir tu teen ghante apni hi ga#d me ungali daal kar baitha raha.
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Callgirl bimar ho gai,
Dr.- ye lo dawai aur tumhe araam ki sakht zarurat hai, isliye 3 din bistar se dur raho.
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Deepa Mehta
made a film on
lesbians & named 'Fire'.
Now she is
making another
film on Gays...
Guess the name
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==> "Backfire" <==
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What is the pure sanskrit mame of penis?
'mutra nishkasak shishu utpadak anand dayak nalika'
Kuch sikho salo 'La~da La~da' chillate rehte ho.
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7 year old kid: papa, ye sx kya hota hai?
Papa explains everything to him about sx
Kid: but how should I write all that in this small box of school exam form.
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Gaon- tatti
Shaher- latrine
Hindu- sandas
Muslim- pakhana
Angrez- shit
Naam alag par maal sbka ek
Rup rang anek khusbu ek
Anekta me ekta, TATTI ki vishesta.
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Turr
Furr purr
Murrr..
Gurrrr.
Churrrr
Hans mat
Bete ye Lu#d gayab karne ka mantra hai,
dekh tera gayab to nahi hua.
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Most interesting lines on
T- shirt of a college girl..
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"excuse me!
My face is
Above"
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Banta: dunia gol hai.
Santa: aap bolte ho to maan leta hoon,
baapu to kahte hain ki dunia madarch#d hai.
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